The Anti-Guru DispatchNo. 01
For regular people, not AI influencers
Stop learning AI.
Start selling something.
You missed nothing. You don't need to become a coder, a marketer, or the next guru with a webinar. You need one real thing to sell — and the technical work handled behind you.
Resellers are commissioned independent affiliates — not buyers of a business. Results are not typical and are not guaranteed.
A new site for a local business you talked to
Your job: the conversation. Ours: everything technical.
You're not behind
The AI gold rush is real. The shovel shouldn't be another course.
Every week there's a new tool, a new "system," a new person telling you that you're already too late. It's exhausting — and it's mostly a business model that sells you the feeling of falling behind.
Here's the honest version: the market isn't anti-AI. It's anti-bad-AI. Local business owners don't want a lecture about large language models. They want a website that doesn't embarrass them and a way to stop losing customers. That's a problem a regular person can sell — today, without a single new certificate.
Who actually does well here
People who can talk to a business owner
If you can hold a conversation, notice a problem, and be trusted to follow up — you already have the hard part. This is not for coders. It's for people.
Salespeople
You already know how to open a door and read a room. Here you get one clean thing to offer instead of a bag of jargon.
Tradespeople
You know the local owners on your street by name. You know which ones have a website that looks like it's from 2009.
Realtors & local pros
Relationships are your whole business already. This adds a service you can bring to people who trust you.
Parents & caregivers
You need something that fits real life — done on your hours, at your pace, from your kitchen table.
Between jobs
You want a real skill and a real client list — not a subscription to someone's Discord and a stack of unfinished videos.
Anyone tired of the circus
If you've bought a course, felt the shame, and quit — that wasn't you failing. That was the model working as designed.
The part that's yours: the trust and the follow-up.
The honest trade
We remove the technical work. Not the need to sell.
Read this twice. You still prospect. You still have the conversation. You still follow up and earn the trust. What we take off your plate is everything technical after the "yes" — the build, the setup, the ongoing upkeep. That's the deal. Anyone promising that customers just show up on their own is selling you the circus.
- The conversation with a real local owner
- The trust and the follow-up
- The willingness to hear "no" and keep going
- The replacement website, start to finish
- The proposal, tied to what the owner said
- The ongoing care and upkeep behind you
The whole idea, in one line
You find the customer.
We built the rest.
The technical part is already done and waiting. Your only job is the human part — the part you're actually good at.
The shape of the work
Three moves, and the hard part is the human one
Spot a weak site
Our tool helps you find a local business whose website is quietly costing them customers — the kind of thing an owner already knows in their gut.
Have the conversation
The tool surfaces the right questions live, so you sound prepared — not like someone reading a script off a course.
We build & care
You send it over. We generate the replacement, package the proposal, and handle the ongoing care — so you can stay in the relationship.
What you're actually building
Not a side gig. A thing that's yours.
Every conversation you have builds something that stays with you — not with a platform, and not with a guru.
A client list
Real local businesses who know your name and picked up your call. That relationship is the asset — and it belongs to you.
A care relationship
When a client stays on a monthly care plan, you stay useful and stay close. Ongoing work is steadier than one-and-done — and it's real work, not a set-it-and-forget-it story.
A local reputation
Do good work on one street and word travels down it. In a real town, being the person who fixed it beats any ad.
We describe what you can build, not what you'll earn. Outcomes depend entirely on your own effort, skill, market, and circumstances. Nothing here is a promise of income, sales, or leads.
Straightforward numbers
Nothing hidden, nothing to buy
The prices are the client's prices — the same real site, whether an owner buys it directly or you bring them. What it costs you to start is nothing.
- Website build — $1,200 one-time. A real, finished site built around the owner's answers.
- Care plan — $99/month, optional. Updates, hosting, backups, small improvements. Cancel anytime.
- Add-ons from $149 each — extra pages, booking, and the like, only if the owner wants them.
Simple, transparent pricing an owner can say yes to without a sales trick.
$0 to start
Nothing to buy. No starter kit, no license, no monthly fee to be a reseller. You're paid out of the client's payment, and the exact details are confirmed when you're approved.
Reseller enrollment opens after final compliance review — the waitlist is free.
Join the waitlistYou're not doing this alone
Supported from your first week to your first deal
The rejection and the silence are the normal cost of prospecting — nobody skips that. What we remove is the technical build after the "yes," and the feeling of being dropped in the deep end.
Your first week, mapped
A plain plan for the first seven days. If you have at least one conversation booked by the end of it, week one worked. That's the bar — not a fortune.
A walk-through for your first deal
From the first "yes" to a client who's paid and taken care of — a step-by-step room so you always know what to do next.
Done on your hours, from your kitchen table.
The difference you can feel
Not another course. Not another app nobody opens.
The guru circus
- Buy the course. Then the upsell. Then the mastermind.
- Big promises, a vague "system," and software that supposedly runs your business for you.
- You finish it and still have nothing to actually sell.
This
- $0 to join. One real service you can explain in a sentence.
- Honest about the work: you sell, we build.
- You walk away with clients and a skill — not a receipt.
"You don't need to become a coder or an AI influencer. You need one real thing to sell — and someone to build it behind you."
The SiteRelay premise
When enrollment opens
Get in line — no cost, no commitment.
Reseller enrollment opens after final compliance review. Join the waitlist and you'll be first to know when the door opens.